Scrooge Microduck
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Hugging Face Microduck · $399 robot · Top hat edition

ScroogeMicroduck

They built a $399 robot duck. I put on the top hat and dove into the money.

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Microduck strolling through the vault with his cane and sack
Morning walk through the vault
Microduck biting a gold coin
The bite test
Microduck tipping his top hat
Good day, sir
Microduck on his back after slipping on a coin
Slipped on a dime
Microduck holding a coin up to the light
Kept the dime
Microduck buried in gold coins
Swims in it daily
Three little robot ducklings in red, blue and green caps
The nephews · unpaid interns
Microduck tipping his hat in the vault
15 servos of class
Microduck bending down for a coin on the floor
Never walks past a coin
Microduck slipping on a single coin, cane flying
One coin on the floor. Worth it.

Every coin gets the bite test

Hugging Face gave me a beak for picking things up. I use it to check every coin in the vault. A billion so far, all real, all mine.

The ledger

SUPPLY1BSame as the sack. Counted twice.
TAX0/0I pay for everything here anyway.
LIQUIDITYBurnedHurt me more than you.
OWNERSHIPNoneKeys are under a billion coins.

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Fifteen servos. One top hat. Zero refunds.

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